And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

(via ariizona)

screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

(via unknown-nipple)

lolminoot:

One time I threw a ball at my friend’s head and it bounced off his head and spilled my other friend’s hot chocolate all over his crotch and he was like “god damn it peter if your head was just a different fucking shape this wouldn’t have happened”

(via roflnow)

In Australia politicians are very serious about everything… - Imgur

In Australia politicians are very serious about everything… - Imgur

Happy Easter from Consuela - Imgur

Happy Easter from Consuela - Imgur

Shhhh you’ll wake him up - Imgur

Shhhh you’ll wake him up - Imgur

The most beautiful cat you will ever see - Imgur

The most beautiful cat you will ever see - Imgur

How I try to act around my gf when I know she isn’t in a good mood - Imgur

How I try to act around my gf when I know she isn’t in a good mood - Imgur

Don’t worry, be happy

Sacha and I sat in the lounge today and read our bibles together. I felt like it was something I needed. Ironically, I seem to have stumbled upon a somewhat relevant verse:

“So I tell you, don’t worry about everyday life – whether you have enough food,…

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Making a pauper of me

I’ve never been the kind of person to break down crying in the bathroom at school – but there’s a first time for everything. Today was that first time.

For the past five or six weeks I’ve been broke. So broke, in fact, that I’m currently in debt to our…

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