And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

(via ariizona)

screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

(via unknown-nipple)

lolminoot:

One time I threw a ball at my friend’s head and it bounced off his head and spilled my other friend’s hot chocolate all over his crotch and he was like “god damn it peter if your head was just a different fucking shape this wouldn’t have happened”

(via roflnow)

10knotes:

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

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(Source: dailyanimals)

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